is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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