No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
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The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
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Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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