He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
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You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
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If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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