piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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