I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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