Soap is not a condiment
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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