if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
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Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
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It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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