i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
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jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
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Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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