What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
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I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
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Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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