As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
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running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
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When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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