so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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