We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
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There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
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Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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