I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
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i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
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I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Sext me about skeletons
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