Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
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They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
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All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
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