I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
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