you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
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