question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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