You work out of a Hotel?
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Randomize
