...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
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I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
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I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
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