quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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