I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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