I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Randomize
