Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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