Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
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Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
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You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
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