trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
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Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
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Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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