she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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