While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
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Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
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Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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