I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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