We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
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I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
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By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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