I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
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