Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
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then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
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he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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