no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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