margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
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we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
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It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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