Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
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I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
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like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I look excited, but its just a facade.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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