sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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