I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
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