I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
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This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
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I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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