Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
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No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
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Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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