are you so shy because you have an std?
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
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So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
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He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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