She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
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My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
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One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
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