What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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