So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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