just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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