Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
Randomize
