R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
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I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
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Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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