Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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