yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
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When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
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Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
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