i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
home. puking in laundry basket.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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