You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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