Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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