i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
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Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
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I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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