margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
youre lurking in front of me
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
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