Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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