So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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