Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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